The Aladdin's Cave

My workplace is a crafter's Aladdin's Cave...

Too Wit To Woo

The text reads:

TOO WIT TO WOO

Too intellectual to function

Too intellectual to eat luncheon

I survive on a diet of musty books and air

I'm pallid and wan, I'm fey and fair

And I'm far too academic for affection

I'm hard at work practising the studious purse of my lips

I've hired horn rimmed glasses I can hardly see through

I've acquired a socially stunting lisp

My minds is filled with higher things

Than Gretna Green and wedding rings

And in the evening the owls coo

"Too wit to woo, too wit to woo".